Saturday, December 20, 2008


~Got this from my sister-in-law Jenn....Thought it was funny - and true. (1) Fine: This is the wordwomen use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shutup. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed,this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if youhave just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helpingaround the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calmbefore the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, notpermission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually aword, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loudsigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wastingher time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer backto # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of themost dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay meansshe wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you willpay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thankingyou, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to addin a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - thatis PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you'rewelcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerousstatement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to doseveral times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in aman asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


Raadgep Fam said...

I completly agree i love that I may have to steel that and put it on my blog!

Lisa said...

I really liked this one...because it is so true!